i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
(via thinkdeepd0ntsink)
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
(Source: condommodel, via monairthith)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(via reality-is-illusion)
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
(via dreamerlostinreality)