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broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

(via thinkdeepd0ntsink)

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indianchiefkeef:

how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you 

(Source: condommodel, via monairthith)

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talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

(via manda)

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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

(via skinny-sin)

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16 hours ago

grimelords:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

(via reality-is-illusion)

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea

(via dreamerlostinreality)

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