| me: | apologizes for saying sorry too much |
oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed
(via seahorsesinthesky)
BRB….selling my Microsoft stock…
(Source: rkzero10, via indecisiveoppression)
17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
(via im-perfectly-lonely)